Showing posts with label Conan O' Brien. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conan O' Brien. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Quotes of the Week

Seth Meyers on SNL's Weekend Update:

  • It's official, for the next four years, it will be pronounced nu-cle-ar.
  • Barack Obama met with Hillary Clinton on Friday to see if she would be interested in a role in his administration. "Of course," said Hillary. "I'll take president."

  • Kathleen Parker, in a column entitled "Giving Up on God.":

    Simply put: Armband religion is killing the Republican Party. And, the truth -- as long as we're setting ourselves free -- is that if one were to eavesdrop on private conversations among the party intelligentsia, one would hear precisely that.

    The choir has become absurdly off-key, and many Republicans know it.

    But they need those votes!

    So it has been for the Grand Old Party since the 1980s or so, as it has become increasingly beholden to an element that used to be relegated to wooden crates on street corners.

    Short break as writer ties blindfold and smokes her last cigarette.

    Conan O'Brien:
    The Republican party is considering naming the first African-American chairman in their party's history. Isn't that incredible? That's big news. First African-American, yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, Republicans are having a hard time
    finding an African-American who's white.


    And since it's been a busy week towards the end of the semester, and I have spent more time reading my textbooks than the newspaper, here's a letter that I wrote to the Waco Trib:
    One thing that this year’s election has proven is that the White House can be won without the South. With the exception of North Carolina, Virginia and Florida, southern states were largely irrelevant in the presidential race. Even without these southern battleground states, Barack Obama would have won the presidency hands down.

    Some of us are quite eager to “join the Union,” as Dwight Allman, associate professor of political science at Baylor, put it. Others, judging from the blatant racism that has been apparent in Central Texas since the election, are clearly hell-bent on maintaining the world’s image of Texans as a bunch of reckless, arrogant rednecks.

    Part of what makes our country so great is that we can disagree with each other and not have civil war break out in the streets. What we cannot do is continue to try to resuscitate the South as it was during the actual Civil War.

    A co-worker told me the other day that the South would “rise again.” Without getting into the unspeakable violence that happened in the years following the Civil War, I wonder why there are some who insist on deepening the divide that has already split this nation.

    Despite the chance for a fresh start, there are some seemingly “average” people who have chosen to participate in old-fashioned Southern racism rather than listening to reason. It is evident that we have not yet reached total racial equality. To move into the 21st century, along with the rest of the nation, we must let the Old South’s legacy of racism and hate die quietly and find a way to come together.

    Saturday, November 15, 2008

    Quotes of the Week

    Dwight D. Allman, associate professor of political science at Baylor, in a letter to the Waco Trib:
    The Civil War is truly over. It’s time for us all to join the Union.

    Conan O'Brien:
    This is true, according to a new report, I was reading this today in the paper, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. That's true. Yeah, after hearing this, Sarah Palin told Bristol, "Don't even think about it."
    Keith Olbermann, on Proposition 8 passing in California:
    If you voted for this Proposition or support those who did or the sentiment they expressed, I have some questions, because, truly, I do not understand. Why does this matter to you? What is it to you? In a time of impermanence and fly-by-night relationships, these people over here want the same chance at permanence and happiness that is your option. They don't want to deny you yours. They don't want to take anything away from you. They want what you want—a chance to be a little less alone in the world.
    Fred Barnes, on Barack Obama:
    For the time being anyway, he's a colossus astride the continent, the most commanding political presence since Ronald Reagan. ...He's the star. Republicans are extras. If they attract attnetion, it's likely to be because they've done something the media considers outrageous or dumb.
    Rep. Paul Ryan (R- Wyoming):

    We've got to stop being the angry white guy party.

    Melivin R. Volkert, Hillsboro resident, in a letter to the Waco Trib:
    Some folks in these parts like to expound in local public venues on what
    wonderful Christians they are. They suggest if other folks were to vote like they do, perhaps they could win the favor of the Lord as well.

    Any time a platform based on hope and promise defeats a platform based on hate and fear, it should be celebrated by Christians around the world.

    God blessed America after eight years in the wasteland.
    Rachel Maddow, on Mark Begich taking the lead over Ted Stevens in the Alaska Senate race:
    So, we're not going to elect a convicted felon to the Senate? One glass ceiling not broken in this election, I guess.