Monday, November 17, 2008

Palin Book Deal?

Apparently, there are rumors that Sarah Palin is close to being offered a book deal. While I seriously doubt that she would actually be putting pen to paper-- imagine a book longer than War and Peace that never made a single point-- she could make millions from this.

So, that got me thinking. If Palin were to "write" a book, what would the title be. I have some suggestions:

The Audacity of False Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming My Dignity

Dreams from Joe the Plumber: A Story of Fake Plumbers and Socialism

To Kill an Elephant

Of Moose and Men

The Five People You Meet at Neiman Marcus

Sarah Palin and the Order of the Dead Elephant

Her Eyes were Watching Russia (From Alaska, of course.)

The Sour Grapes of Wrath

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Mavericks

Much Ado About Nothin', You Betcha!

The Maverick, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

2012 (Think 1984...she will describe how Obama will destroy society by 2012, and why we should elect her to fix it.)

And here are a few that have already been taken, but would have been perfect:

A Confederacy of Dunces

Things Fall Apart

The Comedy of Errors

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